Saturday, October 30, 2010

It's so easy... well so says Linda Ronstadt

I'm inclined to believe her and I'm not entirely sure what that has to do with this blog, but there is a chance all will become apparent.

Or not.

So today I asked the question "What is it about Mark Valley?" And Dionne pointed out it could be a blond thing... and mentioned MacGyver which lead to Jon Bon Jovi. (Yes I know not everyone would go there from Mac, but trust me it does work)

Check it out: Mark Valley






Lot's to enjoy here, I'm not one for static posed pictures, but in saying that there is this one I rather like of Richard Dean Anderson.

 
But wait there's more... Jon Bon Jovi:
It's looking very like the blue eyed blond thing is a winning combo, yes? Who knew? Clearly not me or this blog wouldn't have happened. (just quietly... could be more to do with the painkillers for the stinking headache than anything...)

And while I'm drooling hunched over the laptop contemplating bizarre thoughts new characters that may well appear in future books... Dionne did the lunch dishes, cos she's awesome! And is attempting the ditching of cigarettes today... one must keep ones hands and mind occupied. 
I'm sure you can join with me in wishing Dionne much success - if anyone has any dishes that need doing let us know, she's looking to keep those hands busy. :)

Ya know, or not - unless you drop by here a lot, I gave up smoking seven years ago. Not saying I don't feel the urge every now and then, cos I do, I just know I will never ever smoke again. Why? because I don't ever want anything to have that kind of hold over me again. 

And just because I can... 
Really, what's not to like? I think this is one of those "just go with it" things.





Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Interrogation of Claude Bouchard.

Have I got a treat for y'all today -Please welcome Claude Bouchard to our interrogation series. 

Good afternoon, Claude  –  I hope you’re comfortable. Don’t concern yourself with the wires hanging from that old light fixture. We’re remodeling. Mind the puddles; we don’t want any nasty accidents.

Thanks, Cat. No worries, I’ve got my billy boots on.

What’s your favorite type of takeaway? - No brainer – Dominos Philly Cheese Steak pizza, usually ordered on “Two for Tuesday”.
Describe your current mental status. - Brilliantly chaotic. You know, the usual. My mind is always racing and thinking of stuff; ideas, clever humour, the past, present and future. It does usually take a break when I sleep.
How much of you is in your main character Captain Dave McCall? - I actually have two main characters, one being Dave McCall and the other being Chris Barry. Both are determined, good looking, intelligent and witty men so I’d say that there is a lot of me in them.
Do you have a favorite coffee? - Absolutely! The first cup in the morning is my favourite coffee.

Where did the concept for your latest book come from? - I always find that a difficult question to answer because invariably, it boils down to, “from my head”. My latest book, actually still a work in progress, tentatively entitled “6 Hours 42 Minutes” is the fifth in my Barry/McCall series and the story unfolds in the time dictated by the title. If it ends up being a shorter time span, I’ll re-title it. I was looking to write something that is really fast-paced and decided that I could really make things move by having my story all take place within a short time period.
Wine, beer, or spirits? – Yes, please… Wine, both red and white, beer on occasion and both white and amber rum with Coke or ginger ale.

Walk us through a typical day. (Do you make sure you’re wearing your lucky underpants before you sit down to write, or perhaps you prefer commando? While we’re discussing your underpants, budgie smuggles or boxers… inquiring minds want to know.) – Let’s get the important things settled first. Boxers. As for my typical day, I recently wrote a piece as a guest blogger for a friend entitled “An Aspiring Author” which is now posted on the “Short Stories” page of my website ( http://bigceebee.webs.com/shortstories.htm ) which describes my typical day in fine detail. To summarize, my day consists of promoting the hell out of myself in any way that I can think of and writing in parallel when I have a project going. By the way, I’m usually wearing Cardin or Docker comfort pants and a t-shirt when this all takes place.

Do you ever see yourself writing a vampire story? (Team Edward or Team Jacob… or are you more likely to join me by stuffing your head into a gas oven than ever going to the Edward or Jacob place?) – I don’t have a gas oven but we do have a slow-combustion wood stove which could be just as effective though more painful. I trust this fully answers your question. J
Who would you turn gay for, or alternately who would you turn straight for? – If I woke up one morning and realized that I had turned into a female overnight, I’d turn gay for Joanne, my wife, because we do have a lot of fun together. I’d then go back to being straight once my genes, chromosomes and other funky bits re-aligned the way they were previously.
Who are your favorite writers? - In no particular order, Lee Child, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Michael Connelly, Ken Follett, Robert Crais, Dennis Lehane - tell me when to stop. In the not-yet-famous category, I like to also mention John Locke and Luke Romyn as I’ve read all of their available work and truly believe that these boys have a definite future as successful authors.

Who inspires you to do better? - Honestly, I do. I’m extremely demanding of myself and if something is not  good enough I come down on myself very harshly. It’s not pretty. 
Do you ever put pants on your dog? – We don’t have a dog but we do have two cats if that all the same to you. We tried to get them to wear pants for a while but it was just too much of a hassle when they needed to use the litter box so we now let them go “au naturel”. I really have no objection because they’re both female.
Describe your ultimate day? – My ultimate day is when my agent calls me and says, “You won’t believe it but you have yet another million dollar book deal!” I’m waiting for that day.
Who is your favorite fictitious villain? Or are you all about the hero? Who do you love to hate? – I’m particularly fond of both Wile E. Coyote and Sylvester. Yosemite Sam is pretty cool too.

Do you have any quirks? – I wouldn’t say that I’m a neat freak but I do like things to be in their place. That way, I know where they are when I need them.
Gun or knife? – Both, depending on the mood and circumstances. Improvisation with what’s at hand is also something I’m toying with in my current work.
All time favorite movie and why? – I’m going to cheat here and if you decide to scold me, so be it. I can’t just name one and the three I’ll name are among many other great movies because choosing one all time favourite movie is impossible. I’ve always enjoyed gangster movies and “Scarface” with Pacino was excellent for its raw realism. ‘The Sixth Sense” wins a spot for its kick in the pants ending and “Being There” with Peter Sellers is one of the most intelligent comedies I’ve ever seen. So there, scold me.
What’s your preferred medium when it comes to writing – pen and paper, computer, typewriter. Definitely the computer. I’d never see myself writing out a novel long-hand to then have to type it all up.  

How did you enjoy the editing process? – I personally enjoy editing which I know many people don’t. My writing must flow and my stories must hold together and editing is the way to achieve both requirements.
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? – That’s hard to say for sure but I’ve been to California a number of times and I just love it down there.
What is one thing you know about New Zealand?  (Do not mention LOTR. I mean seriously if that’s all we’re known for then as a country we’re in deep hobbit crap.)New Zealand produces excellent lamb and Orcs.

What’s the worst book you have ever read? – I don’t know if this qualifies because the most I’ve ever read of it is forty pages – “A Perfect Spy” by John Le CarrĂ© - boring. If it has to be a book that I read completely, it would be James Patterson’s first novel, “The Thomas Berryman Number”. Luckily, I read that after having read many other good Patterson novels.
Name a book you wish you had written. – Two, in fact; Ken Follett’s “Pillars of the Earth” and “World without End”. Both are absolutely fascinating.
How many novels have you written, both published and unpublished? – I’ve written four novels starting with “Vigilante” in my Barry/McCall series which are currently self-published while my agent does her thing. I have a first draft of “Asylum”, not of the series, which is waiting for some revision and expansion and I’m currently writing # 5 of the series. All that said, six.

What were you before you became a writer? – My background and studies were in management, particularly human resources and I held a handful of management positions in H.R. and finance in my prior life.
What can we expect from you next? – “Asylum” and “6 Hours 42 Minutes” but only when they’re good and ready.
Do you carry a notebook or keep one by the bed for those sudden brilliant ideas? – I keep a pad of paper on the dining room table and have been thinking of getting a digital recorder that I could just blurb my crap in.

What is the most random thing you have ever written with and on? – I once wrote a recipe on a slice of white bread using peanut butter and then I ate it.
If you’re not writing, what are you most likely to be doing? – Either reading or playing guitar, that is if I’m not practicing self-promo-ism on Twitter.

Well that was fun. Just hold still a minute Claude while I move those wires... you were fabulously cooperative. :)

You can meet Claude on Twitter
And learn more about him on his website

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The day after Wednesday.

This morning I thought I would write a new scene for FLASHBYTE. Because I can and because I was kinda inspired by watching Human Target last night. I must've been inspired because the whole scene was lodged fully in my brain when I woke up. Funnily enough it wasn't an action scene but a conversation between Ellie and Lee. It amused me (Possibly only me) and gives a little more insight into the mind of Ellie Conway - no, not chock full of the usual insanity, just an observation that Lee shares - brave man.

After the scene was done and dusted... I opened the EXACERBYTE file and promptly finished all the edits AND added something to a scene that I'd discussed yesterday with Eric my trusty ED nurse writer buddy. (That's ER for you yanks.)
My editor made a valid point, people learn from novels. With that in mind I slightly changed a scene where Ellie is required to give medical assistance. She did everything right before but now I've added another dimension. Sometimes applying external pressure is not enough. Sometimes you have to get in there with your hands. (You really wanna know?.... March 10 isn't that far away!)

I also added something that will please my husband greatly. It's simply a text message but it's enough to please him. (when it comes to defibrillator use he can take a flying leap but he get's his text message. :))

So, today has been productive. Very productive.

Miss Breezy was home today - due to exhaustion. Yesterday after Kindy she was horrible cranky and horrid unpleasant to be around. Today she's been clingy and chatty. Both things that did not endear her to me. Couldn't use iPod because she kept yakking at me and when I didn't answer she'd grab my arm. I think she got tired of me snapping, "Mummy is working. Hush."  "Mummy is working, go play."  "Mummy is working, leave me alone."

Then I hear a little voice saying, "Can you hug me, momma."
And I feel stink.
Really stink.

Once I finished the edits she helped me clean the bathroom and tidy her room. We read a book and now she's playing with her baby doll. I'm kinda cranky and snappy still. Even though I'm trying really hard to keep a nice even calm tone to my voice I am failing.
Sucks to be Breezy today.


The rest of the day will be better. :)

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

"I Get a Rush"

iPod is on. (The blog title might have held a clue... to those of you who listen to Bon Jovi)
I'm working.

I caved and opened the returned ms for EXACERBYTE from my fantastic editor. I spent most of the morning laughing at her smartassed comments in reply to Ellie's smart mouth. I love my editor. She gets me and she gets Ellie. I feel that's vital to a good relationship. After getting to the end of the ms I realize I owe my editor many tissues. I'm considering putting little flags within the manuscript just for her *warning get tissues ready*.

That's not to say the story is sad. Nope not saying that at all. But I think most people will feel the old heart strings being tugged in certain places. Which is as it should be. You'll also be laughing, horrified, angry, happy and really wanting Ellie to win. :) In other words it's well rounded. We like that in a story.

What gives me a rush?
Knowing I have a release date.

See how I slipped that in there? Suppose you want to know when it is now, huh?

March 10 2011


Truthfully, lot's of things give me a rush, but a release date is way up there. Along with hearing from readers, final edits, new covers, writing 'The End', reviews, a new story idea, being able to walk through Ellie's life and write what I see, listening to music while I work. And weirdly, listening to the music Ellie hears and just knowing the answer lies in the lyrics. :)

Have a fan-fuc'n-tastic week. I am.

xx

Monday, October 25, 2010

Now I remember...

Why I use my iPod and not my laptop when I listen to music while I'm working. The laptop speakers are utter rubbish. Of course iPod is charging downstairs on PC. Bugger!

Got a nasty fright earlier - seems we've used 80% our broadband allocation and we've still got ten days to go before it rolls over. Not quite sure how we've hoovered through 36 gig but apparently we have. Guess I won't be watching the episode of NCIS I missed on Sunday night, this week! (That's just poos, was looking forward to that too.)
Am suspecting massive YouTube viewing happened and maybe some 'TV on Demand' without asking permission first... not to mention the untold freaking updates that came through. Seems that everything updated all at once.

Have the urge to write this afternoon, not sure if I'll act upon it yet though. (This is not writing.)

There is a scene in the fourth book that is beginning to demand my attention. I knew if I let it sit for a bit the areas that need work would surface by themselves. And they are.
Still resisting the urge to peek at edits for EXACERBYTE. No point getting stuck into those at this stage. I write fast. And no one is ready for it yet.

I'm in a weird head space at the moment. The urge to write is strong. The urge to edit is equally strong. Plus there is the feeling of things working in the background, stuff that may become apparent later in the week... meanwhile it's kinda exciting. (Especially because I have no idea what it is, just that it's something.)

On that note... I'm off to fiddle with some scenes in FLASHBYTE.

Take care out there xx

Windows live and cool stuff??

Who knew Windows Live would actually have something groovy and cool? Well obviously not me, or I wouldn’t be blathering on now, would I?
That’s right, I wouldn’t.
But I am.
Therefore I must’ve found something coolish!
I can now update right to my blog via Windows Live Writer. I think this proves I am a geek, despite my denial. Geeking out here now!
I think I can even add video. OH MY.
Let me see what joy I can find you from the weekend…

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS IS MONUMENTALLY STUPID AND REALLY FUNNY. AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL.


Tim and the stunt fire green gas


Oh, I have smiley faces. Life is awesome!
Hope you all had a wonderful and safe weekend.

AND this is the point in which I take it all back... Windows Live Writer looked cool and yes I did write the blog in it, BUT it won't update MY blog. So I had to cut and paste - kinda defeats the purpose really.

So, Windows Live Writer... you are a jobby. (That's right, I said jobby.)

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Labour weekend 2010

Yes I am aware of how I spelled LABOUR. Are you aware that it's Labour weekend here in New Zealand?
That's right it is.

Which means it's a holiday weekend. Have to love those long weekends. This is probably the first one I've actually enjoyed all year, why I hear you ask? Well, because I'm not writing.
Book 4 is finished, EXACERBYTE edits are back and I don't need to get to them this weekend because the book won't be out until next year. (plus had note from editor saying there really isn't much to be done.)

Despite not writing I am finding that smart-assed Ellie remarks and thoughts are prevalent in my mind. Could be because I'm about to start re-reading and tweaking the fourth book, and this is the stage at which Ellie gets free and easy with her smart mouth.

In other news, Husband read and loved EXACERBYTE. So you're all in for a treat when it is released! lol.
He's also about to start work on what maybe the most ambitious book trailer ever.
There will be story boarding shortly - and - then the joy of deciding where to film some of the scenes I dread the thought of him attempting know he's going to want to try. And then the nice chat with local police. Because we're going to need a police presence at at least two of the sites. (Be much better to have them there than have someone call them!!)

For now though I must go make smoked fish pie and get ready for the day. We're all gathering at Admin One's for a day of cooking recipes from our childhoods. It'll be hilarious.
I must remember to get extra batteries for my camera!!!

Be safe on the roads this weekend. xx

Thursday, October 21, 2010

The interrogation of J.E.Taylor

Please join me in welcoming J.E.Taylor to my blog as part of the 2010 writer interrogation series.
Now Jane, you may know that Christchurch was recently hit by a magnitude 7.1 earthquake –aftershocks are continuing and have reached over 2000 in number. However, Wellington is still waiting for the big one; In the event of an earthquake – Drop, cover, and hold. If there is a Tsunami, you’re screwed you have ten minutes to get to high ground.

 Cat: What’s your favorite type of takeaway? (Yes, that means take-out in NZ speak)
JET: First of all, thanks for having me and I’m so glad you’re safe after the earthquake! 
Now to the question, which is a tough one because I recently started the Jenny Craig diet system so take-out is off limits for a while, but if I had to answer, it be Italian – A chicken parmesan sandwich to be specific.  Man do I miss those. . .

 Cat: Describe your current mental status.
JET: Crazed.  We just closed up our place in Maine – so my de-stress (is that a word?) getaway is no longer in place - at least not until May 1 when we open again and I’m starting to look at the calendar because come October, I better get on the ball and start promoting my November releases – two – again. J

 Cat: How exhausting is it having two books released in the same month?    
JET:  July made my head spin.  At least I wrote them both under the same name, I don’t know if I could do it under two different pseudonyms.  I’d never know who to be from moment to moment.  Seriously, it is a lot of work, but I never shied away from that, as a matter of fact, the busier I am, the more I seem to thrive off it. Call me crazy and in November I’m doing it again.   

Cat: Do you have a favorite coffee?
JET: Don’t drink coffee, or tea, or anything with caffeine in it, it makes me way too edgy.   I’m naturally energized – scary but true.   Although there are times when that energy rides low that I wish I had developed a taste for it.  But then there’s always chocolate – right?

 Cat: I am almost afraid to ask, because I have read both of your books – where do your ideas come from?
JET: Most my darker ideas are born from nightmares, my deepest darkest fears transformed on paper.  Survival Games, for instance, came from a recurring nightmare I had for years. What’s really funny is since I wrote it, that nightmare no longer haunts me.  Go figure.    
On the opposite side of the spectrum, some of my more, a-hem, steamy pieces come from those fantasies we all have but most women won’t necessarily admit to.  Me, I tap into those more decadent thoughts and sometimes a pretty good story comes out of it.   Other ideas come from writing prompts on Backspace or  from Anthology themes over at eXcessica.  

 Cat: Walk us through a typical day. (Do you make sure you’re wearing your lucky underpants before you sit down to write, or perhaps you prefer commando? While we’re discussing your underpants, thong, granny pants, boy-leg, something totally sensible in black and cotton?… inquiring minds want to know. (Okay so it was friend Dionne who wanted to know.)
JET: Victoria Secret Hi-thigh briefs and the more colorful, the better.  Of course that doesn’t work under a white skirt but that’s just the way it is. 
As far as a typical day –  I have a pretty demanding day job and when I get home, after dinners are prepared and sports events and dance classes have ended, I come home and collapse into my comfy chair (I have a picture of it on my website) and filter through emails, read some Allegory submissions and kill a few dreams,  read some Dark Recesses submissions, kill a few more dreams, format a few books for eXcessica and then write a few pages – or edit if I’ve got a book that I’m cueing up for the next release.  It’s really crazy and between all that, I’m blogging, updating my networking sites and doing interviews like this – which honestly, I love doing especially with the type of fun questions you have here! 

Cat: Do you ever see yourself writing a vampire story? (Team Edward or Team Jacob… or are you more likely to join me by stuffing your head into a gas oven than ever going to the Edward or Jacob place?)
JET:  I could definitely see myself writing a vampire story, but it’d be more like Salem’s Lot than Twilight.  I like the scary vampire as opposed to the pining, whining vampire.  I was quite disappointed with the Twilight series, my teenage daughter made me read them and at the time, she was over the top for Edward.  Her favorite book was also the one I wanted to throw in the fireplace when it was done.  All that hype, all that buildup and then nothing really happens.  I wanted to see some dead vamps.  I know I’ll get a lot of heat for that, but you know what – if you’re going to string the reader on, you better give a kick ass ending that leaves them breathless or feeling like someone blasted a hole through their core.  Kind of like you did with Terrorbye – never saw that ending coming and it was so very worth it.  As far as the Team Edward or Team Jacob, if I had to choose, I’d choose the wolf hands down.  I’ve always had a thing for wolves and the very idea that they can rip apart a vampire really pleases me. 

Cat: Who are your favorite writers?
JET: Stephen King, Tom Clancy, David Balducci, Kay Hooper, Anne Rice, Heather Brewer, Jack London.
  
Cat: Who inspires you to do better?
JET: My kids.  My husband.  My parents.  My critique partners. My editor.  Depends on the situation but overall, my kids drive me to excel, to do better for their future. 

Cat: Do you ever put pants on your dog, cat or budgie?
JET: I’m ashamed to admit – yes, on our first dog, a small, very endearing Chihuahua named Gizmo.   
Never, ever on my German shepherd. 

Cat: Describe your ultimate day?
JET: Wake up at our place in Maine with the temperature in the high sixties/low seventies (Fahrenheit), briskly walk the two mile stretch of beach and back, shower, hang at the beach for a bit with the kids, return to the camp, clean up, sit at the computer in our sun room and write for a couple hours while glimpsing the ocean.  Have a nice meal with the family and then share a campfire with family and friends. 

Cat: Who is your favorite fictitious villain? Or are you all about the hero? Who do you love to hate?
JET: Randall Flag.  He was one scary SOB.  I’m not really all about the hero.  He or she has to be strong but without a really twisted villain, what good is the story.  As far as my favorite hero hands down is Jack Ryan, absolutely love that character – just the right mix of flaw and valor, smart and dumb choices to make the stories move.  And there’s one that I’ve read recently that could very well surpass Jack Ryan in my favorites list and that’s Joe Ledger (Patient Zero).
As far as villains that I love to hate - I’d have to say Kyle Winslow is at the top of that list followed closely by Frank Aris.  Both of these characters are my creations, Frank’s a sadistic bastard but he still doesn’t come close to Kyle.  Kyle’s the ultimate badass – a really sick MF – smart, calculating, deadly and he’s one of my characters introduced in my next novel, Vengeance.  
 
 Cat: Do you have any quirks? (I realize how dangerous that question is – and yet I asked it anyway!!)
JET:  Besides writing really slanted stories?  Not that I’m aware of.  I even asked my husband and he looked at me like I had two heads.  On the writing front – I have a few quirks that my editor is trying to beat out of me and she’s succeeding for the most part.  J 

Cat: What’s your preferred medium when it comes to writing – pen and paper, computer, typewriter.
JET:  My netbook.  I love this little computer.  Feel lost without it.  I can’t write legibly anymore with a paper and pen.  My writing looks like a child’s or a doctor’s take your pick, but I think years at a keyboard has killed my dexterity.

Cat: Being an editor yourself, how much do you enjoy being edited?
JET:  It’s an opportunity to learn my writing quirks so I recognize them in the next manuscript and an opportunity to make the story better.  I like my editor very much and she did a fantastic job with Dark Reckoning.  I’m waiting on edits for Vengeance as we speak.  I actually asked for her this time around because we worked so well together and was lucky enough she felt the same. 

Cat: If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be and why?
JET: 99 Nubble in York Maine.  It’s my dream house on a bluff overlooking the Atlantic Ocean.  I love York and if we could swing a place on the beach there, I’d love it.

Cat: What is one thing you know about New Zealand?  (Do not mention LOTR. I hates it… I hates it my precious.)
JET:  I know you live there and the landscape is beautiful and it’s one of the places my parents want to visit and we (my sister, brother and I) toyed with sending them to for their 50th anniversary.  Unfortunately, the price tag for an extended trip was too high.  

Cat: What’s the worst book you have ever read?
JET: I can’t remember the name, but it was a Deane Koontz book that was so out there that I couldn’t finish it no matter how many times I tried. 

Cat: Name a book you wish you had written.
JET: The Stand

Cat: How many novels have you written, both published and unpublished?
JET:  8 complete manuscripts and 4 partials, not to mention more than a dozen short stories - all written since February of 2007. 

Cat: What were you before you became a writer?
JET: A business analyst for a very large financial services company.  I still am – it’s a great resource for character development in my stories and my stories are a great form of stress relief.   You know, like when you wish you could take a two-by-four to someone’s head at the office, well you can come home and do it in a story.  How therapeutic is that?
 
Cat: What can we expect from you next?
JET: I’ve got two November releases, both sequels to my current novels on the market.  Vengeance is being released by FIDO Publishing on November 1 as well as via Createspace/Amazon for those who prefer paperbacks to e-books.  This is the follow up to Dark Reckoning and puts Steve Williams, my FBI Agent undercover in a drug ring in New York City. 
Mind Games, the follow up to Survival Games is being released at the end of November.  Both books will be available across the web well before Christmas.
Beyond these, I’m working on shining up my Superhero Fantasy novel titled Dome Warriors that’s geared to those sixteen and up and I’m toying with taking the traditional publishing route for that book, with an agent and all.    

Cat: If you’re not writing, what are you most likely to be doing?
JET:  Reading, hanging on the beach, watching a little television or carting my kids around to their activities.   

Thank you for dropping by Jane. (See how I did that? Like you had a choice.) I sincerely hope the restraints weren’t too tight. A bit of Arnica cream on those bruises will heal them in no time.
All the best for November. xx

 You can find out more about J.E.Taylor through her website, blog, and Facebook.



Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Stet!

It's been a busy country hopping world this week.

First South Africa and now America. I am so glad this is virtual (almost wrote viral then, lol) and not requiring airplanes or slow boats.

So anyway, happy Thursday morning.

I'm over at Stet! - the Backspace blog talking about rebelling and how confining the publishing industry in New Zealand is. Well, worth a read... go see!  Amy even put a map in the post so you can see where Wellington is. :)

Stet!

Have an awesome day... I shall now go have my first coffee and tune out "high five" who seem to  have taken over the TV.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Rose tint my world.

So today's music - just for something a little different - The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I love it. Don't listen to this nearly enough.

"Stay sane inside insanity" is one of my favorite lines.

There ya go. That's what I'm listening to today. As you'd imagine it means I'm not writing. Show tunes (how ever cool) do not make for good writing music.

Husband is reading EXACERBYTE. He wants to go all out with the next trailer - which of course meant he came up with a way to read EXACERBYTE before anyone else! Oh how he's changed his tune... used to not want to read anything and then he read KILLERBYTE (probably the last person on earth to do so, mind you) and then he read TERRORBYTE and finally re-made the trailer I hated I didn't like so much, for one I like... then started asking about the third book.

This all means that I expect a truly rocking trailer to appear by the end of the year... oh yes. Can hardly wait.

This afternoon husband rang from work to tell me he was 3/4 of the way through the book, and that he's really enjoying it. He also said it's very good. (I know... hell, I wrote it.)

That's about it for the moment. I'm about to go cook a delicious chicken and asparagus pie for dinner. I really don't like peeling potatoes. Wish they'd peel themselves. :)

What are you having??

Monday, October 18, 2010

I'm not here today...

This is a recorded message, Cat is in South Africa for the day guest blogging!

You can find her - HERE.

Go on, you know you want too.

Message ends.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

The interrogation of Karen Schindler.

Today I am delighted to welcome Karen Schindler (editor and writer) to our special interrogation time. Before you start pouring forth answers Karen - I am required by Occupational Health and Safety to run through an earthquake drill. In the event of an earthquake – Drop, cover, and hold. My desk is sturdy and I believe there is room underneath for two. One other thing… you are now on the bottom of the world – please use guide ropes provided.

 Cat: What’s your favorite type of takeaway? (Yes, that means take-out in NZ speak)
Karen: Thanks for starting me out with a softball question Cat. I’m still a little disoriented from being upside down like this. *hangs onto guide rope for dear life* My favorite take out would be Spaghetti and Meatballs from this little Italian mom and pop place nearby.
 Cat: Describe your current mental status.
Karen: Dazed and confused.
 Cat: How exhausting is it being the Queen of Flash Fiction?
Karen: That title actually belongs to Laura Eno, but she once  let me carry her train…. and sometimes on very special occasions she tranquilizes a bunch of us and lets us sit in her official float vehicle and parade wave.

Cat: Do you have a favorite coffee?
Karen: I like a good dark Columbian coffee. With milk. Not cream. Not lightener. Milk, dammit.
 Cat: I am almost afraid to ask – where do your ideas come from?
Karen: From almost anywhere actually. Something I see when I’m out and about, a news headline, a conversation with a friend, a snippet of a dream…but most of the time they come from  random thoughts that just pop into my head…..I’ve been known to wake from a dead sleep with an entire story just waiting to pour out of me.  I love moments like that.
 Cat: Do you make sure you’re wearing your lucky underpants before you sit down to write, or perhaps you prefer commando? While we’re discussing your underpants, thong, granny pants, boy-leg, something totally sensible in black and cotton?…inquiring minds want to know. (Okay so it was friend Dionne who wanted to know.)
Karen: You can tell your friend Dionne that I’ve always worn bikini’s, and always will.  And it’s funny that you should ask about my underpants at this particular juncture in time because I’ve been on a quest the last week to find a solution to a specific underpants emergency.  I’m going to a couple of Halloween parties this year and the devilishly delicious red dress I found for my costume ends barely an inch south of the promised land.  Not that anyone will see them , mind you, but I went out looking for teeny tiny boycut red satin undies to wear over my fishnet stockings just in case it’s windy on all hallow’s eve.  I’m wearing them in this photo. Can’t tell I have teeny shorts on can you?   

Cat: Do you ever see yourself writing a vampire story? (Team Edward or Team Jacob… or are you more likely to join me by stuffing your head into a gas oven than ever going to the Edward or Jacob place?)
Karen: *shoves Cat over and joins her at the oven* I can’t see me writing a vampire story. I read Dracula in junior high. I haven’t seen or read any of the new vampire tales.  Vampires have buckets of style, but they raise a lot of questions for me.  For one thing….since they have no reflection, how the hell do they put on eye liner?
Cat: Who would you turn gay for, or alternately who would you turn straight for?
Karen: That’s a great question because I wrote a poem that was published in a chapbook with a lot of other poets who just happen to be gay and I got mail ranging from “I am boycotting you because I just found out you’re gay” to a friend of twenty years just casually mentioning that she didn’t know I was gay ….that one cracked me up. I’m straight. I have an extreme fondness for the male of the human species. But if I were to hypothetically wander off that trail it would be with someone like Kristin Davis, Halle Berry or Sandra Bullock. Someone who’s real and can light up a room with her smile.  [That sound you just heard was my daughter fainting dead away in her apartment. But not from shock, it would be from laughing …. I think that by now there’s very little I could say that would still be shocking to her.]
Cat: Who are your favorite writers?
Karen: Oh my gosh there are too many to mention more than a couple. I love Terry Pratchett, Carl Hiaasen,  Tim Dorsey, Janet Evanovich, Rex Stout, so many other mystery writers, and I just read something really bizarre by Jasper Fforde that I loved. Oh and speaking of bizarre. Eric Garcia. Love him.

Cat: Do you ever put pants on your dog, cat or budgie?
Karen: When my daughter was growing up we had hundreds of pets over the years.  A lot of them were either in the rodent family or the reptile family; and some were insects. I can honestly say I never dressed any of them.  Teddy bears are another story altogether.
Cat: Describe your ultimate day?
Karen: Every day that I wake up is good. I consciously make it better from the time my eyes open until they close again at the end of the day. Life is a gift to be gleefully gobbled moment by moment.
Cat: Do you have any unusual quirks? (I realize how dangerous that question is – and yet I asked it anyway!!)
Karen: Well, I’m not sure what you’re asking…..if you mean can I see dead people? No. If you mean would it surprise me if I could….that would also be a no. I’d just ask the flying monkeys to set another plate at the table.

Cat: All-time favorite movie and why?
Karen: That’s a toughie, because the answer depends on my mood. If you held me down and threatened to never allow me to have pie again unless I answered with a single title….I’d have to go with The Princess Bride because it has everything. Romance, adventure, horrible puns, quotable lines, great costumes, gorgeous scenery and of course, Rodents of Unusual Size.
Cat: What’s your preferred medium when it comes to writing – pen and paper, computer, typewriter.
Karen: I love my computer keyboard. Sometimes my keyboard acts just like a Ouija board. I put my fingers lightly on the keys and after a while….fiction comes out.
Cat: Being an editor yourself, how much do you enjoy being edited?
Karen: I don’t mind being collaboratively edited. Surprise editing bugs me. I’m not a fan of my work being changed without my consent.

Cat: If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be and why?
Karen: Ireland. It’s beautiful and no one would ever give me grief me about not being tan in the summer again.
Cat: What is one thing you know about New Zealand?  (Do not mention LOTR. I hates it… I hates it my precious.)
Karen: You have bugs the size of a bus.
 Cat: Name a book you wish you had written.
Karen: To Kill a Mockingbird.
Cat: What were you before you became a writer?
Karen: Wandering in the wilderness.

Cat: What can we expect from you next?
Karen: Eventually you’ll see me have a fairy tale ending. I just hope it’s not from the Brother’s Grimm school of writing.
Cat: Do you carry a notebook or keep one by the bed for those sudden brilliant ideas?
Karen: I always have a notebook in my purse. I also always have a paperback and a cookie in my purse. Reading, Eating, Writing are not things taken lightly in Karenland.
Cat: What is the most random thing you have ever written on?
Karen:   I think it’s a tie between the inside hem of my skirt and the wall in my dining room during Nano 2009.
Cat: If you’re not writing, what are you most likely to be doing?
Karen: Trying to figure out how to get trees to open up so I can step through into another dimension.

It’s been a pure pleasure having you over today Karen – but please, please, take the flying monkeys with you when you leave… I thought birds made a mess! Let’s just say I’m happy I’m wearing a baseball cap and leave it at that, shall we?





Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Sometimes people surprise me

And sometimes they really don't... but let's concentrate on surprising things especially the ones that make me smile.

It's Wednesday. Nothing terribly remarkable about Wednesday except Castle and Human Target are both on tonight. (Double joy for me.)

I haven't been writing. Seems I'm taking a short break. Not undeserved by any means - but unusual. I don't often find myself not wanting to write. Especially when a new story idea cropped up last week. Right now, I really don't want to which means it's better if I don't. I'm pretty sure I'll be back into it by the end of the week -Wednesday nights are usually quite inspiring.

What made me smile today? Well twitter did! :) A bit of a confession - I'm kinda becoming a Twitter addict. I really love it and for someone who truly could not see the point of it to start with, that's kinda big.  It's fun. I've  *met* so many awesome people - people who do stuff like this....


1littlebird  
Bought a (kindle) book. You can too! Think best paperback kiwi price is  but check w @


 Claude Bouchard 
I'm reading "Killerbyte" by @ and it's "really, really good"!! :)


Sunday, October 10, 2010

7 a.m. on a wet Monday:

Morning!

Hope y'all are having a fabulous weekend. Ours, here in New Zealand, is over. It's Monday morning. This Monday has been two weeks coming. I'm very pleased to see it - rain and all. It heralds the beginning of the 4th school term.

It's not that it's been awful over the last two weeks, but it is a helluva lot harder to work with kids home. Especially now Breezy is a Club Penguin member - she's always needing to be on my PC. Apparently her puffles need feeding... I happen to know that three of them ran away, so me thinks she's only just got to grips with the fact that they need feeding.

I have spent most of my computer time on my laptop over the last two weeks. Which is good - I managed to hide out in my bedroom and finish the 4th Conway book in the first week of the holidays. Writing wise - the laptop works for me... but all my links and research stuff live on the desktop PC. (and that was the problem)

Today's plan is simple: Get the kids to school and kindy. (we're going to require umbrellas) Hang out with Dionne. Then do some writing and some sewing. And hope the rain stops before we have to trek back to Kindy at lunchtime. :)

I'll catch you all later!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

The Interrogation of Luke Romyn

This morning we are very lucky to have Luke Romyn with us for a little Q&A.
Hey Luke –  I hope you’re comfortable. Once the Sodium Pentothal takes effect you’ll find everything much easier and you probably won’t even notice the earthquakes.

What’s your favorite type of takeaway? Pizza with a side order of pizza… or pizza.

Describe your current mental status. That would depend on my mood and situation. When dealing with every day issues, I’m very sane, when writing I tend to slip towards insanity. Or is it the other way around…?
How much of you is in your main character in The Dark Path? Huge amounts. Vain is like the concentration of every angry and righteous thought I’ve ever experienced, molded into a purpose-built creation focused on a mission of righteousness… or anarchy.

Do you have a favorite coffee? I’m like the most non-stereotypical writer ever. I don’t drink coffee and I’m not a miserable hermit…. Well I don’t drink coffee.

Where did the concept for your latest book come from? The ideas for all my books come from the simple question: What if…? The rest just seems to grow on its own.

Walk us through a typical day. (Do you make sure you’re wearing your lucky underpants before you sit down to write, or perhaps you prefer commando? While we’re discussing your underpants, budgie smuggles or boxers… inquiring minds want to know.) My typical day varies so much (like my underwear) I don’t really know where to begin. I always set aside time to social network along with my writing and/or editing. At other times I find myself skillfully avoiding answering questions about my underwear….

Do you ever see yourself writing a vampire story? (Team Edward or Team Jacob… or are you more likely to join me by stuffing your head into a gas oven than ever going to the Edward or Jacob place?) I’ll never rule it out, but I think I’d have to let the current trend of metrosexual vampires die out, so to speak. I prefer to use original ideas and creations as opposed to existing fictional beasts or characterizations – I’m whacky like that.

Who would you turn gay for, or alternately who would you turn straight for? Ellen DeGeneres. Or my wife.

Who are your favorite writers? David Gemmell is definitely high on the list, as is Stephen King and Raymond E. Feist. And believe it or not, J.K. Rowling sits in there too. I like authors with characters you can relate to; I think that’s the secret to a great story.

Who inspires you to do better? Everyone. I look around and see people struggling to get ahead and it inspires me to be like them. I see people wallowing in self-pity and I’m inspired to not be like them. You needn’t simply see inspiration in people better than you. A small child might one day be the catalyst to a better world. Inspired?

Do you ever put pants on your dog? Am I supposed to? Is that in the rules?

Describe your ultimate day? Sitting in Barnes and Nobel in NYC doing a signing with a line-up going around the block. That’s about as far as I get. I prefer to put my dreams into my writing.

Who is your favorite fictitious villain? Or are you all about the hero? Who do you love to hate? I have to admit I really liked Lord Voldemoort from the Harry Potter series. Rather than just slapping a superficial antagonist in there, J.K. Rowling included huge amounts of depth to her creation of Voldemoort, making him more effective as a result.

Your first novel, The Dark Path, has been out just over a year now – tell us a bit about your first year as a published novelist. It’s been like a rollercoaster. Seriously. In that time I’ve had huge highs like getting voted in the P&E readers’ poll for best horror novel of 2009, and then there are lulls during which I’ve managed to get another four novels finished.

Do you have any quirks? I like to delouse leprechauns.

All time favorite movie and why. Taken, starring Liam Neeson. It is, without doubt, the ultimate revenge movie, but with a quest intertwined in there as well as a happy ending. Not to mention several tons of kick-ass action.

What’s your preferred medium when it comes to writing – pen and paper, computer, typewriter? Definitely computer. I change my mind far too much for anything else.

How did you enjoy the editing process? The hardest thing was seeing a huge chunk of my word count – almost 10K! – getting chopped from THE DARK PATH. It was a necessary evil, and smoothed the storyline immensely, but having to delete my precious words in order to make a better book really sucked. The end result was totally worth it, though, and I learned immensely from it.

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be and why? At the moment I’m tending towards NYC. I love the excitement and size of a city like New York, and think I’d definitely fit in… for a while. I get bored easily.

What is one thing you know about New Zealand?  (Do not mention LOTR. I was seriously over it before they’d finished filming!) I actually worked in Auckland for a while running a strip club called The White House. They actually did a couple of TV shows based on the club and its owner, Brian LeGros, who is a friend of mine and the reason I was working there. My wife is also from NZ, so we’ve travelled there extensively. It’s a truly beautiful place with great people.

What’s the worst book you have ever read? Green Eggs and Ham. I had the damn thing stuck in my head for a decade.

Name a book you wish you had written. The Stand, by Stephen King.

How many novels have you written, both published and unpublished? I’ve just finished my fifth novel which I’m currently editing. My agents are selling another three, which are currently under consideration by various New York publishing houses, with a lot of interest being shown already.

What were you before you became a writer? I was a security professional; a far cry from the fictional scenarios I now find myself in, but one which exposed me to so much more than imagination ever could.
Wine, beer, or spirits? None of the above. My poison of choice is Coca Cola. Spend fifteen years watching people vomit out their ears and you’ll think twice about it too.

What can we expect from you next? There are some very interesting things happening at the moment. There’s currently an online campaign to get myself and my fellow writer and friend, Claude Bouchard, onto the Ellen DeGeneres show. What started out as a bit of a joke has taken on a life of its own and is now becoming scarily possible. But my main focus is about getting my books out there to my readers, as well as getting exposure to people who might like my stuff. I seem to have found a real niche in the market that’s crying out for attention, and the future’s looking very bright indeed.

Do you carry a notebook or keep one by the bed for those sudden brilliant ideas? No, although I probably should. I tried it once and then lost the notebook and spent three months cursing and trying to remember what was on there.

What is the most random thing you have ever written with and on? I once used a slightly sun burnt backpacker to sketch a treasure map into the sand at the beach. Is this true…? Probably not.

If you’re not writing, what are you most likely to be doing? I like to get out of my cave once in a while and do normal stuff. By normal, of course, I mean totally abnormal. I get to the gym when I can and still do the occasional security work when something interesting comes up, but for now my focus is entirely on my writing.

And finally… Will Australia give Pharlap back? (Inquiring minds really want to know… you can’t blame us, Oz does keep stealing our stuff. Although we don’t want all of it back, you can keep Russell Crowe.) Unfortunately, despite popular opinion, my reach doesn’t extend to long-dead stuffed national icons. Ask whoever’s running Australia when this interview goes up; it seems to change on a daily basis.

Whoops, no, that wasn’t the last question… how often do you get to NZ? I haven’t been for a few years now, but need to get back soon if for no other reason than to make sure The White House is still running. At the moment, though, I’ve got so much stuff on my plate that getting away is a near impossibility. Maybe when my books get released there I’ll have to do a promotional tour. I’d really like that. 

Thank you for taking part in the interrogation series Luke - I know once the drugs kicked in you didn't have a lot of choice, but still you entertained us! :)

You can find Luke on Twitter, FaceBook, and/or visit his website.





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